Ask Sable!
aaah fartbuckets, I'm sorry about this! you see, the cat attacked the dishwasher and then the dishwasher threw the cat into a window in the palace and I think it ate a pillow. Do you know where I can get a cat's stomach pumped? Kitty's not looking too good. That pillow she ate might be part of it. I hope that pillow wasn't important or anything. Heh!
Anonymous

Wha… what in the world…?!

My dear anon, I’m afraid you’ve completely confused me! Did you eat a Joy Fruit or five? It sure sounds like you did!!

((OOC: I’m gonna try to draw more responses rather than just do text ones! Granted, there still WILL be text ones, but I thought doodles might make things more fun. ;D))

WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS FOLLOWING YOU WHAT

Oh! Well, you are now, aren’t you? ;) Then everything is as it should be~!

Was it painful/uncomfortable to change back and forth from human to frog/snake?
Anonymous

I wouldn’t say painful, exactly. More like… uncomfortable. And sometimes startling.

…Maybe even a little gross…;;
Though I must admit, swimming while being a frog was a lot of fun!! You know, since I can’t swim normally…!

So, how's it going over here?
Anonymous

Ah, a bit… slow, unfortunately.

I find I’ve gotten very lazy with fencing practice… when (or if) Richard EVER returns, he’s going to beat me way too easily…
Of course, I would have more time and energy to practice if a certain Princess wasn’t dragging me places all the time! 

So, it seems Richard found some internet of his own, eh?

……

O…o-oh my, I…

Th…this is a bit embarrassing, you know…//////

What do you think of joining the Super Smash Bros. Tournament? Several of your acquaintances such as Link and Pit have already joined. Im sure you will be well-received what with your transformations and swordplay.
Anonymous

Now THAT would be an honor I’m worthy of! It would be amazing to fight alongside (and against) such formidable, talented opponents. I hope they’ll give me a chance!

(Then I can REALLY prove I’m better than Richard!!)

So what's going on as of late, dear prince? :)
Anonymous

Not a whole lot at the moment, I’m afraid…
Richard did sail off on his own again. And I did go after him… but he seemed quite busy with that friend of his. Link, I believe?

After I arrived we both taught Link how to fence. It was a lot of fun, actually! 

Miyamoto's Tanooki Disease is spreading! It has contaminated on your for one day: a symptom of this is a tanooki tail sprouts behind your ass.
Anonymous

O-Oh my!! Oh… goodness, what am I supposed to do with a tail?!
This is rather inconvenient…

…Yes, Richard, I can hear you laughing back there.

Erm… Hello?

I must deeply apologize for such a long absence. I got caught up in some… some things.